THE COPS AND SAY HI ARE BOTH PLAYING AT SASQUATCH THIS WEEKEND. LIKE, SHOWS, NOT HACKYSACK.

It's true! That most glorious of summertime glories, the Sasquatch Festival at The Gorge, is here again. In the pacific northwest, it often marks the First Really Summer-Feeling Weekend. I will be onsite the entire time, and will even be camping for some of it--more importantly, SAY HI and THE COPS are playing. The Cops are on Sunday, at 4:20 PM (no jokes, bro brah) on the Yeti Stage. Say Hi are on Monday, at 3:15 PM on the Yeti Stage. The last time I watched something on the Yeti Stage, it started hailing mercilessly. THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN THIS TIME.